Gotta Give
Posted By bbinns on July 10, 2009

When it comes to creating a perfect evening, we two form a multitude.

Elegant, yes, but they're a little eighties.
I got the call in early May: It was time to pony up and cook. The details slowly emerged:
1. Instead of dinner for 6, as offered, could I cook for 10? “No problem!”
2. The dinner will be in Manhattan, a two-hour-plus drive away from home. “That’s OK.”
3. Bidders always cover the actual cost of food, but I’ll have to eat gas, tolls, and parking on the upper east side (“Oh, there’s always parking on the street, honey”). “Um, sure—but I’m going to have an awful lot of stuff…”
4. One of the ten guests will be George Soros. (OMG! Cue frantic, debilitating self-doubt. What the Hell am I going to cook?)
The hostess was open to any menu possibility except pork, which left me feeling completely bereft. To quote Friedrich Nietsche (ish): “The most unendurable thing, to be sure, the really terrible thing, would be a life without pork, a life which continually required improvisation.”
I improvised. After the debacle of the Betsy Apple dinner, in which I learned for the ninety ’leventh time not to serve an untried dish for an important dinner, I submitted some tried-and-true items from my immense library of (non-pork) published recipes. After thirteen menu consultations, we have lift-off on a menu that I feel really good about:
Stand-up Hors d’: Lobster and White Bean Spoons (The Relaxed Kitchen, St Martin’s Press ’08)
First Course: Grilled Watermelon and Grilled Manouri Cheese with Mint and Black Pepper (learned from Mr. Psilakis on the not-yet-published book project)
Main Course: Butterflied Jamison Farms Leg of Lamb with Chimichurri Sauce; Couscous with Red and Yellow Tomatoes, French Beans with Braised Red Onions (from Williams-Sonoma Sauce, Salad, etc.)
Dessert (which everyone knows I don’t do): C’s famous Salted Caramel Cheesecakes.

Populist crostini for a liberal mogul.
For ten, I knew I’d need a sous-chef, and the ever-agreeable C was ready to back me up. “What about drinks?” he asked. “I’m only responsible for the food,” I responded, “The housekeeper will be helping out with that kind of stuff.” Right.
Once I have the date, I order the lamb and start making lists. This reminds me of my catering days in Spain, and is verging on fun (I push aside the memory of my first husband dropping a green bean in the hostess’s lap).

Yum-yum lamb (only because she nixed pork, of course).
On the morning of the party, I get another verging-on-frantic call: “These sort of people tend to run very late, I don’t want people starving and drinking too much: Can you add another stand-up hors d’oeuvre? I don’t care how much it costs.” As I look around my kitchen, my eyes alight on the leftover crostini bases from last weekend’s Populist Barn Dance. How fitting, I think, it would be to re-purpose them for an event of vastly different style. Plus, I hate to waste food. I add aged goat cheese and caramelized walnuts to the Fairway list and grab some fresh thyme from the garden and Austrian pumpkin-seed oil from the fridge. A fabulous new canapé has been born, and waste has been averted! As one of the only seriously wealthy Democrats in this country, I feel certain Mr Soros would approve.

An embarrassment of beautiful beans.
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